Winters and Nursery Rhymes

Blow, blow, blow your nose
Gently let out the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Now you can breathe

Blow, blow, blow your nose
Gently let out the stream
If you see a waterfall
Don't forget your handkerchief

Blow, blow, blow your nose
And as you quiver
Pray to god it ends soon
And don't you have to shiver

Blow, blow, blow your nose
Need tissues some more
If you have a sore throat
Don't forget to croak

Blow, blow, blow your nose
Loudly in the bath
No one will hear you
Remember not to laugh
(The snot might go in another open cavity)

Blow, blow, blow your nose
Gently let out the stream
'Cause if you're not careful
It will become a sea!

Blow, blow, blow your nose
Gently to and fro
If you do it hard enough
In all directions the water will go

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Such a twisted nursery rhyme is a reflection of my state (or the state of my nose) right now. Excuse me now, while I reach out for some tissues!