Saturday, 15 December 2007

Winters and Nursery Rhymes

Blow, blow, blow your nose
Gently let out the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Now you can breathe

Blow, blow, blow your nose
Gently let out the stream
If you see a waterfall
Don't forget your handkerchief

Blow, blow, blow your nose
And as you quiver
Pray to god it ends soon
And don't you have to shiver

Blow, blow, blow your nose
Need tissues some more
If you have a sore throat
Don't forget to croak

Blow, blow, blow your nose
Loudly in the bath
No one will hear you
Remember not to laugh
(The snot might go in another open cavity)

Blow, blow, blow your nose
Gently let out the stream
'Cause if you're not careful
It will become a sea!

Blow, blow, blow your nose
Gently to and fro
If you do it hard enough
In all directions the water will go

Check out the original version here

Such a twisted nursery rhyme is a reflection of my state (or the state of my nose) right now. Excuse me now, while I reach out for some tissues!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol, lol, lol:
wish you to soon come back to a regular, standard, Iso 2001 nose.

Did you visit the secret emoticon list on my blog?

Thisisme said...

hahahhaha....this was too gud.. :)) waise dilli isgettin too cold na.. :-s..

n.aka.zephyr said...

Hey anon,
I hope so too!!

Sorry I don't remember if I visited ur secret emoticon list... If you leave a link...I might remember :)

n.aka.zephyr said...

Hey TiM
Thanks :D
yesterday was the coldest night and today is apparently the coldest day of the year.... :O

Prasad said...

ROFLLLLLL!!! gud one!!!! LOL...LOL!!!

n.aka.zephyr said...

Hey Pras
Thanks man! :D :D :D
Right now I am typing with one hand while holding the tissue with another :D :D

Prasad said...

LOL!! well u kno the remedy :DDD a couple of shots of brandy :DDDD

Kamesh said...

Hi N :)

That was too much.. yeh kya haal bana rakha hai.. kuch lete kyon nahin :D:D:D

Jokes apart.. take care and get well soon!!

Curious said...

Achooo am still at it... The 9 days count down is actually pissing me off! :-s

n.aka.zephyr said...

hey pras
i don't have brandy here so i am surviving on the next best alternatives - chai and soup :D :D

n.aka.zephyr said...

Hi Kamesh
Haal apney aap aisa ban gaya hai :D :D
Am better today.... taking some meds too :)

And how r u doing?? long time...no see....

n.aka.zephyr said...

Curious
I know how you feel... my sympathies with you, girl!!
take care :)

MOAI said...

Hugh,

Talking about Chai, Massala Chai, What is the melange usually used in UP?

n.aka.zephyr said...

Salut!
The masala chai would constitute of water, milk, tea leaves,sugar, ginger and cardammom (maybe lemon and cloves too)... :)

moai said...

Salut,

Merci de m'avoir ajouté à votre liste de site. J'espère surtout y rester.
LOL

Thanks for adding my works to your bloglist. The challenge now is to stay in there.
LOL

Traduction is approximative.

n.aka.zephyr said...

Salut, Merry Christmas en welcome!
I like reading about my country from eyes of a foreigner...

There are things you miss out or take for granted and when someone else points out you notice it... :)

vouz ecrits sont intéressants!
Your writings are interesting! (Est-ce que mon français est-il correct?)

moai said...

Bonjour,Joyeux Noel. Oh Oh Oh (always after Merry Xmas)

Thanks for reading. Sorry for the poor English there. On the other hand, it reflects so much about me present day. I feel absolutely no shame of it.

I am not sure of understanding properly your comment but it s welcomen anyway.

(could you cast some light upon the "taken for granted" please?... only if you feel like to)

To correct you:
Vos écrits sont intéressants.
(Est-ce que mon français est correct?)

n.aka.zephyr said...

Merci! Thanks for corecting me... :)

Taken for granted means - I probably would not notice some things which are unusual about my country beacuse I have grown up seeing them... But when some one else points out then you realize what you were missing even if it was right in front of your eyes :)

I meant it in a good way and unfortunately my french is very basic for me to explain this in the language :|